Monday, October 22, 2007
Sejarah Big Mama Style !!! #5
NOW V WANNA BECOME CHELSEA FAN ADI !!!! <3 style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">CHELSEA
AND SAY BOOOOOO TO MU!!!! booo looney rooney =(
HAHAHHAAHAA... actually d Melayu in TM bo song Malayan Union de.. So they mai BANTAH lo! See la how they bantahhhh! anyone copy NameWee onot?? =P
Bentuk Bantahan Org Melayu terhdp MU ::
1) melalui AKHBAR.. ( Utusan Melayu, Majlis, Warta Negara ) ==> why nobody learn from NameWee de.. go youtube and post "MU-kuku" marhhh!!!!! =O guarantee more effective than newspaper. ><
2) DEMONSTRASI semasa Harold Macmichael mendpt tandatangan Raja2 Melayu(keh leh feh)
(this Harold Macmichael a.. he very SUI de lor.. so dun giv face worh.. force d keh leh feh to sign to approve MU.. somemore dun giv them enuf time to berunding.. really... ppl keh leh feh oso nid face d maaaaa.. >< )
3) PERSATUAN2 MELAYU DIHIDUPKAN semula ( HOHOHO~ WO LAI LE!!! I"M BACK!! urhh malay how to say a... SAYA SUDAH BALK AAAA! MATI LA!!! O_O )
4) TELEGRAM & SURAT BANTAHAN dihantar ke Pejabat Tanah Jajahan di London ( aiyo... told them to use youtube lorhhh.. send wad surat jeh.. ppl oso dun "niao" u )
5) DA DA DA DA! DATO ONN LAI LIAO!!! <== he ask melayu BERKONGRES ( hav meeting ) ==> result :: UMO ditubuhkan.
6) KONGRES MELAYU PERTAMA 1946 ===> menubuhkan UMNO!!!! yea yea!! ( to menentang MU )
7) KONGRES MELAYU KEDUA ===> membantah pengisytiharan MU! ( this kongres is one day b4 british mengisytiharkan MU )
8) RAPAT UMUM (perhimpunan) diadakan ===> to bark at d ahli Parlimen British ( LD Gammans & Reese Williams ) wow wow~
9) Keh Leh Fehs berkumpul ( so dat not so Keh Leh feh ) di Kuala Kangsar utk menyatakan bantahan terhdp MU
FOR LAZY PPL! KATA KUNCIs =D ::
Sejarah Big Mama Style !! #4
*Prinsip Jus Soli*
1) sesiapa yg lahir di TM & S'pore
2) >18 thn punyer ah beng.. mesti bermastautin ( =menetap) selama 10 - 15 thn..
3) <18 style="font-weight: bold;"> anak kpd itu ah beng..
4) semua rakyat British drpd tanah jajahan
~XOXO~
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Kandid K-amera!! ~Jia Yieh~
TA-DA!!!!
Sejarah Big Mama Style!! #3
Kandid K-amera! ~BK~
Friday, October 19, 2007
周杰伦 - 牛仔很忙 MTV (完整版)
The MV is funny n cute....
The download link
http://www.sendspace.com/file/x0k0bl
BM # 1 Peribahasa
HUBUNGAN KEKELUARGAAN
Air yang dicincang tidak akan putus
Seseorang yang bersaudara itu tidak akan bergaduh berterusan walaupun berlaku sesuatu perselisihan
Anak sebatang kara
Seseorang anak yang tidak mempunyai keluarga atau saudara mara
Anak di pangkuan dibiarkan, kera dihutan disusui
Seseorang yang menguruskan atau melakukan sesuatu kerja untuk orang lain sedangkan kerjanya atau urusannya sendiri tidak disempurnakan atau diabaikan
Kecil-kecil menjadi anak, sudah besar menjadi onak
Semasa kecil anak itu menyenangkan hati kedua-dua orang tuanya tetapi apabila sudah dewasa, ia menyusahkan
Kasihkan anak ditangan-tangankan, kasihkan isteri ditinggal-tinggalkan
Seseorang itu dinasihatkan supaya tidak memanjakan anak atau isterinya agar tidak menyesal kemudian hari
Bapak borek anak rintik
Sifat seseorang anak yang tidak jauh bezanya dengan sifat orang tuanya
Dianaktirikan
Seseorang yang selalu disisihkan
Sebatang kara
Seseorang yang hidup seorang diri tanpa ibu dan ayah dan juga tidak mempunyai saudara-mara
Bagai inai dengan kuku
Kasih sayang yang sukar untuk dipisahkan
Ke mana tumpah kuah kalau tidak ke nasi
Seseorang anak itu sedikit sebanyak akan mengikut bakat ayah atau ibunya
ILMU DAN PENDIDIKAN
Belum bertaji hendak berkokok
Seseorang yang belum mempunyai ilmu yang cukup tetapi sudah berlagak
Sekepal menjadi gunung, setitik menjadi laut
Sesuatu nasihat yang diberikan mungkin terlalu sedikit tetapi adalah amat berharga
Laut ditimba tak akan kering
Kepandaian seseorang itu tidak akan habis selagi hayat dikandung badan
Belakang parang pun kalau diasah nescaya tajam
Seseorang yang bodoh sekiranya rajin belajar, akhirnya akan pandai juga
Sejarah Big Mama Style #2
Sien de hor?
yealo.. i oso think so wor... ZzZz~
WEI NOW! YOU! YOU! SAY "SEJARAH ROCKS" 10 TIMES! FAST!
*seJaraH r-R-r-O-o-o-o-o-o- ..* (kek adi) 讲不出口..* =X
k la... change one less 反胃 wan.... urhmmm..
*Sejarahhh is AS HOT AS STIM!* Stimmon's FAVOURITE O! =P
so everytime b4 read sejarah must say o!
hahha.. ok now finish ss adi v continue larhhh SEJARAH.. 又色又假的啦啦.. neh d seafood LaLa.. ok fine. =="
4get abt bab 1 lorh. 2day is MALAYAN UNION & PTM. HOHOHO~
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WHY MALAYAN UNION?
Faktor - faktor :: ( Kata Kunci + Huraian )
(1) pemerintahan sendiri (国)
- sbg persediaan kpd TM ke arah pemerintahan sendiri. ( v still baby ma.. ngek ngek~ )
(2) pentadbiran yg licin (滑)
- neh.. gabung d NNMB, NNMTB & NNS lo.. so easier to tadbir.
(3) menjimatkan kos (钱)
- if separate NNMB la.. NNMTB la.. will {a} menelan kos yg besar.. then {b} pembangunan di stp negeri tdk seimbang. So, they wanna "han han dei".. mai gabung lo.
(4) bangsa Malayan Union (合)
- mewujudkan satu bangsa MU (man utd wuahhahaa )
- supaya golongan pendatang dpt melupakan negara asal.. 教人忘本..
(5) pelaburan (资)
- memastikan sumber tenaga & pelaburan utk memajukan ekonomi
(6) politik org Melayu O_O (权)
- mengawal org melayu de kuasa politik... 他们酱强咩?
(7) CUZ CHRISTIANO RONALDO IS HOT!!!! blek. blek. blek. =P
- hahahahhaa... jkjk.... i addd de... 加料了... this is for Man Utd
男和女的分别就在此!! #1
想牢牢抓住帅哥的心?
看到很sok的女子,可是又不知道她在想什么?
哇!!猛男哦 *留着口水*!! 不知道要如何才能吃掉它??
没关系。
我来慢慢帮你们揭开男与女的真面目!!
了解他们,再下手! 哗哈哈哈哈哈*奸笑*
今天的话题是:dang dang!!~>女生是以什么管道来解对性的疑问?
男生又是以什么管道来解对性的疑问?
学校的性教育很贫乏,家庭的性教育更是几乎零!!
经理发育过程的孩子,对性难免会有些疑问。嘻嘻。
可是,很多孩子却碍于学校的老师岸毛道然(就是讲啦,而且要如何向老师开口LEH? 等下他们以为我们性欲强也说不定。)
可是,家里的父母。。。更加不用问啦!问一次,给人家骂问酱多做什么!!
想解开自己对性的疑惑罢了嘛。。。人家好奇心重都有问题的,
于是。。。
孩子们(就是我们啦),就靠自己的努力,与先天的天分,与后天的聪明,去寻找答案啦!!
女生::
假假死扮勤力,去图书馆其实去找有关性的资料(我学校有本《女性百科全书》,真的什么都有!}
要不然,就趁家里没人时,HOHO, 上网找资料!
又或者,用匿名,在论坛留言,或写信给某报,问相关话题!!
接下来,开放女生呢,会私下找姐妹们"WAT"料!!!
总而言之,只要不会让人知道的方法,她们都会尝试!!
但是。。。
在男生面前,她们会装傻,扮纯真,好像什么都不知道那样!(我是指某些人啦。。。不是全部女生)
男生::
总所皆知,他们谈到性,肯定比女生们兴奋百倍!!
从前的男生,到了发育期。才会对性有兴趣。
现在的男生,还没发育,分分钟比他们的父母更了解性 {只是
他们还没尝试而已!}
当他们遇到问题时,他们也会翻书,或上网找资料。
不过。。。
他们比女生更容易跳脱界限,他们极有可能偷偷在床下藏了本好料,又或者在游览性知识的时候,有意或无意,跑去游览色情网页或视屏。。。ngek ngek ngek XD
甚至。。
有些会和一群好友,共享A片,美其名是想说看A片能不能揭开对性的疑惑,其实真正的原因却是对性产生幻想和渴望。。。
看了这篇文章,有什么感想,不妨可我说。
如果有好评,下次,我会在解剖另一个关于男生与女生的分别的话题。
*先声明,某些部分,是从某杂志采取。并非全部都是子欣的想法*
华语(一)
古今翻译::
- 昔:从前
- 曰,云,谓,道:说
- 甚:很,非常
- 素: 向来
- 许:答应
- 乃:就
- 今:现在
- 扉(fei):木门
- 案:桌子
- 窥:偷瞧
再来,是宋词欣赏。一天读一篇,可能会出在考试也说不定的哦。keke.
永遇乐
【宋】李清照
落日熔金,暮云合璧,人在何处?
染柳烟浓,吹梅笛怨,春意知几许?
元宵佳节,融和天气,次第岂无风雨?
来相召、香车宝马,谢他酒朋诗侣。
中州盛日,闺门多暇,记得偏重三五。
铺翠冠儿,拈金雪柳,簇带争济楚。
如今憔悴,风鬟霜鬓,怕见夜间出去。
不如向、帘儿底下,听人笑语。
【简析】
元宵。南宋首都杭州。金色的太阳缓缓西下,灰色的云层渐渐合拢。每逢佳节倍思亲,词人又想起已故的丈夫赵明诚。纵然街头烟柳,笛里梅花捎来点点春意,也逗不起丝毫游兴。上门邀她观灯的酒朋诗侣,都被婉言谢绝。最难忘,北宋的汴京。那时她还是闺阁千金,对一年一的元宵佳节特别重视。女伴们相偕观灯,一个个打扮得整整齐齐,花枝招展。如今呢,形容憔悴,两鬓染霜,最怕在灯火阑珊的夜里抛头露面。唉,不如闭门深坐,听那些呆儿痴女说说笑笑。
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Sejarah Big Mama Style!!!!!
Imperialisme Barat di Asia Tenggara la! =D ( F5 Bab 1 )
(2) Gabenor Jeneral menjadi ketua pentadbir
(3) Pentadbiran melalui biro
(4) Pegawai barat dilantik sebagai ketua biro
(5) Undang-undang Barat digunakan
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
HELP US
help us.
and oni u can help us.
Of coz,im not dying larh.
im not asking u to donate organ to me.
How u help me?
oh..it is easy.
JUST CLICK DA ADVERTISEMENT ON MY BLOG WHILE YOU VISIT DS BLOG.
<lol.honestly tell u,v will earn if u click it.plz do me ds favour,k?>
thank you.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
K-Files #12 K-Club Activity Report. O_o
Activity :: StimMon went undercover as BIGMAMA ..
Objective :: to catch a ring of HomeCare Nurses ( very sok ><" ) , who we believe kidnapped former Yankees slugger, DON wadeva la..
Date :: 12 OCT 2007
Time :: 3 am, ( stimmon's best stimming time =P )
OPERATION SUCCESS!
here's our actitivity video! deng deng deng deng... *drum roll*
BIG MAMA'S HOUSE!
SECRET TO SUCCESS ::
1) Stimmon was wearing Nipplemon's bra.
2) He oso wore T-backMon's t-back. and G-stringMon's G-string. (alternate day wakakaka =D )
3) He ate McD evryday to gain weight. ( plus Appeton Weight Gain )
4) He dye his skin black. ( reverse michael jackson )
Stimmon's best line in the video ::
* those are some nice tits!!*
*splittin dat ass would be good for me*
*can you have sexual intercourse with me?*
ALL 3 = LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( cuz he too high adi the nurse too sok )
ehhhhhhh saw the toilet bowl fulll of pee dat came out of bigmama's skirt? LOl!
THANK YOU
Big Mama's house celebrates one month anniversary 2day.
hoooray~~
so far,v have 825 views. LOL.
kakaka. (very ss now XD)
Thank you for supporting us throughout da whole month.
Indeed,v experienced alot of 风风雨雨。
BUt,v managed to overcome with da support from u all ><"
here is a special thanklist::
(1) To Stimmon,
thanks for guiding me when im having problem vf da blog and adding more STIM to the blog. muahahahaha.
(2) To cheekan,
thanks for teaching me to edit da template ><"
(3) To everyone who views ds blog,
Cyan,Roxette and Panda merakamkan penghargaan yg tak terhingga kepada kamu semua XD
hahha. PLz View ds BLOG MORE OFTEN. keke
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Plastic Surgery Nightmare O_O
What cause Awful Plastic Surgery ???
a) People feel pressured to look good and SOK ( they think their ugly =X
b) They have more MONEY than brains.
c) They get bored of looking like human lorh. =P
So now v see some TERRIFYING examples...
(1) QUEEN OF AWFUL PLASTIC SURGERY ::
JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN
Surgery Done : Dun care la.. wadeva she did.. she look like monster..
simple any "ou ba sang" in market oso more sok..
Cost : 4 MILLION DOLLARS. ( Deng.. )
Before :
still ok la.. pretty la...
AFTER :
WTF?! ( Dot dot dot ==" swt )
i think even her children wont wanna admit she's their mom. =X
what for spend all d money..
(2) Melanie Griffith ::
Before & After :
Look at how pretty she is before... she destroyed herself in search for a perfect face.. Must be satisfied for who we are.
Vivica Fox ::
Surgery Done : Boob Job
Gross.. her boob is dented... can see the hole onot? yer.. =X
AND FINALLY...
THE INFAMOUS DISASTROUS PLASTIC SURGERY ON EARTH :
MICHAEL JACKSON.
BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE!
Love yourself! Love your Body! Why? Cuz there's no one else out there who can do dat for you! Hehhe. If you dont love yourself, how could you expect others to love you too? right? =D
Dont be afraid to grow old! Age gracefully! =) yea! Are wrinkles DAT scary? O_o At the end of the day, U KNOW dat every single wrinkle or lines on ur body represents just how much you lived life and how much you've worked to achieve wad you have now!
I noe some girls do it cuz they feel insecure, and mayb cuz ppl laugh at them o wud la.. but wadeva it is... dun do it to fulfill male stares 0_o.. dun do it cuz u wanna be as pretty as Angelina Jolie with her Big Lip =O .. it prolly wont last.. dont do it cuz You Are What You Are. Dont let someone else tell you who you are.
But sometimes Plastic Surgery is important lorh... like when ur nose senget liao cuz some1 hit u with their elbow ( kekeke like beng beng lo =P ) .. or u're involved in any accident dat ruined ur face o wad.. but dun misuse plastic surgery la. =)
remember : fixing ur face or body, IS NOT like fixing ur house.
BE ORIGINAL.
Nipplemon‘s Secret
口头禅 ♂ !@#$%&
专长 ♂ steam when see girls ♀ and press people's G-sport !!! (The destroyer of G-spot!!!!!!!!!!)
爱好 ♂ Masturbate with HIGH FREQUENCY n high steamer amplitude
电视节目 ♂ 处女膜的破裂
Biodata will be updated~
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
AnTI ANOREXIA
YES!
DS PICTURE ACTUALLY MAKE GALS EAT MORE!
A new advertising campaign for Italian company Nolita, depicting a naked anorexic woman has caused shockwaves as it is plastered all over billboards in Milan, as well as all over the internet.
The model in question is 27 year old Isabelle Caro, a French actress who weighs 31kg (4 st 12 lb).
Caro told the Italian edition of Vanity Fair: “I’ve hidden myself and covered myself for too long. Now I want to show myself fearlessly, even though I know my body arouses repugnance.”
The man behind the advert, Oliviero Toscani, is known for his shocking adverts, namely his portrayals for Benetton of death-row inmates, copulating horses and an Aids sufferer, so it is no surpirse he was involved in a campaign such as this.
i actually feel im not so bad after seeing ds photo ><"
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
K FILES #11
YEa yyea. Please looking forward for our activity,photos and video. Anyone who is interested,u can join it after interviewed by our President :: G-Spotmon.
Cry if u need to
Because it lived its life intensely
the parched grass still attracts the gaze of passer-by
the flowers merely flower,
and they do this as well as they can.
the white lily,blooming unseen in the valley,
does notneed to explain itself to anyone.
It lives merely for beauty.
Men, However, cannot accept that "merely".
If tomatoes wanted to be melons,
they would look completely ridiculous.
i am always amazed
that so many people are concerned
with wanting to be what they are not,
what's the point of making yourself look ridiculous?
You don't always have to pretend to be strong,
there's no need to prove all the time that everything is going well,
you shouldnot be concerned about what other people are thinking,
cry if u need to,
it's good to cry out all your tears
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Celebrity Smack *2*
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O_O WASAIIII!!! OMG!!!!! *喷鼻血 nose bleed* ....
WTH SHE DOING LAAAAAAAA????!!!! WANNA BE FLASHER IZZIT... =="
Very "han" 走光是不是.. DENG!
I REALLY PRAY SHE'S WEARING UNDIES... @_@
UNLESS SHE HAS STH "SPECIAL"..
WHATEVER SHE GOT THERE... EVERYONE OSO GOT CAN????? =="
SIAU! ><" MO NGAN TAI... NO EYES SEE.. >__< 怕死其他人看不到... 开什么开...
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嘿嘿~
HI~
OH MY GODDDD!!!!!
啊米驼佛..眼睛爆炸!!!!!! O_O!!
u noe wad... mayb we shud turn her into a mermaid.. U NOE WHY??
1) She gets to wear sea shells as bra as much as she wants...
2) SHE CAN DISAPPEAR INTO SEA!!!!!! AGH!
HER "BABY".... LIL MAMA
顶她肺 !!!!!!!!
酱大liao 仍然要假假可爱....
<(^@^)>
GUESS SHE SOMEHOW GOT PARKINSON... AND THINK SHE IS A BABY.. *NGEK NGEK*... (BOHBOH CAN TEACH HER D 宝宝生抽王de 叫声.. =p)
SEE HER PACIFIER ON HER HAND???? SWT SWT SWT SWT SWT !!!!!! =DDDDDD
WEI WEI WEI... 她手上的奶嘴.. 真de有够顶!!!!
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YEA SEND HER TO JAILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
=PpPpPpPpPpPp
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
K FILES #10
OUR CLASS SHIRT IS DONE. lol.
u will get ur shirt on monday,and plz bring along rm23.