Sejarah Big Mama Style !!! #5

YAY~

NOW V WANNA BECOME CHELSEA FAN ADI !!!! <3 style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">CHELSEA
AND SAY BOOOOOO TO MU!!!! booo looney rooney =(

HAHAHHAAHAA... actually d Melayu in TM bo song Malayan Union de.. So they mai BANTAH lo! See la how they bantahhhh! anyone copy NameWee onot?? =P

Bentuk Bantahan Org Melayu terhdp MU ::
1) melalui AKHBAR.. ( Utusan Melayu, Majlis, Warta Negara ) ==> why nobody learn from NameWee de.. go youtube and post "MU-kuku" marhhh!!!!! =O guarantee more effective than newspaper. ><

2) DEMONSTRASI semasa Harold Macmichael mendpt tandatangan Raja2 Melayu(keh leh feh)
(this Harold Macmichael a.. he very SUI de lor.. so dun giv face worh.. force d keh leh feh to sign to approve MU.. somemore dun giv them enuf time to berunding.. really... ppl keh leh feh oso nid face d maaaaa.. >< )

3) PERSATUAN2 MELAYU DIHIDUPKAN semula ( HOHOHO~ WO LAI LE!!! I"M BACK!! urhh malay how to say a... SAYA SUDAH BALK AAAA! MATI LA!!! O_O )

4) TELEGRAM & SURAT BANTAHAN dihantar ke Pejabat Tanah Jajahan di London ( aiyo... told them to use youtube lorhhh.. send wad surat jeh.. ppl oso dun "niao" u )

5) DA DA DA DA! DATO ONN LAI LIAO!!! <== he ask melayu BERKONGRES ( hav meeting ) ==> result :: UMO ditubuhkan.

6) KONGRES MELAYU PERTAMA 1946 ===> menubuhkan UMNO!!!! yea yea!! ( to menentang MU )

7) KONGRES MELAYU KEDUA ===> membantah pengisytiharan MU! ( this kongres is one day b4 british mengisytiharkan MU )

8) RAPAT UMUM (perhimpunan) diadakan ===> to bark at d ahli Parlimen British ( LD Gammans & Reese Williams ) wow wow~

9) Keh Leh Fehs berkumpul ( so dat not so Keh Leh feh ) di Kuala Kangsar utk menyatakan bantahan terhdp MU


FOR LAZY PPL! KATA KUNCIs =D ::

Sejarah Big Mama Style !! #4

Kerakyatan MU.. ( How to be a ManU Footballer!! =P jkjk )

*Prinsip Jus Soli*
1) sesiapa yg lahir di TM & S'pore
2) >18 thn punyer ah beng.. mesti bermastautin ( =menetap) selama 10 - 15 thn..
3) <18 style="font-weight: bold;"> anak kpd itu ah beng..
4) semua rakyat British drpd tanah jajahan

~XOXO~

Kandid K-amera!! ~Jia Yieh~

~ Pangkor Memories !! ~

TIE DOWN JIA YIEH!!!

see his "yam siew" on his face.. ngiek ngiek ngiek~

see la... he cant breathe deee... face oso turn blue liao!

dont let him go a... v make new body 4 him! @_@

TA-DA!!!!

THE NEW JIA YIEH!!

See his new body maa???

he very satisfied o~!! ( his yam siew there agn .. ><" )

5K 双峰塔 !!!! =D

Sejarah Big Mama Style!! #3

HEY HEY YOU YOU SHOUT DAT SLOGAN! YEA YEA! SYOK SENDIRI! YAY YAY!

check check...

ok reach optimum high-ness to study sejarah adi. wakakakakaa.. =D

2DAY IS... MU! & PTM! (sambungan )

CIRI-CIRI MALAYAN UNION :: deng deng deng deng.. (previous is faktor)

(1) NNMB, NNMTB & NNS digabungkan. ( neh last post gt say liao de.. rmb ma?)

(2) GABENOR is dai lou!! ( rmb a.. those british jajahan thing.. ketua always got Gabenor ds word wan.. )

(3) Pesuruhjaya Negeri is sai lou! (Negeri de ketua only ma..)

(4) Majlis Eksekutif & Majlis Undangan dibentuk.

(5) SINGAPORE DOE WAN US! ==> cuz of kepentingan ekonomi.. (why so KIASU de.. jkjk =P)

(6) kewarganegaraan sama rata [= (7)]

(7) Prinsip JUS SOLI. (THE SORRY JUICE.. drink and be sorry.)<== malay bushuang

(8) Raja-raja Melayu become "keh leh feh".. oni soal agama Islam & adat istiadat melayu. *evil grin* wakakakaka.

(9) Pentadbiran terus kpd Parlimen british. ( so now u make a map.. fattest dai lou is Parlimen British --> Gabenor ---> Pesuruhjaya Negeri )

FOR LAZY PPL! rmb only kata Kunci!

Kandid K-amera! ~BK~

Smokin' HOT!!! @_@
♣
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SEXYY BLUE SKIN !!! O.O
♣
♣
TASTY!!!!
"WANT A PIECE OF ME?"
♣
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INTRODUCING ::
Burger King.
( Plz Vote what "Mon" shud he be )

wakakaka.





this is why he's hot :: BLUE SKIN.

周杰伦 - 牛仔很忙 MTV (完整版)

The MV is funny n cute....

The download link
http://www.sendspace.com/file/x0k0bl

BM # 1 Peribahasa

The peribahasa below i get from SUGUZ_e Bahasa.He categorised the peribahasa which r useful in our essay.Now v Juz learn 2 Category first~~~


HUBUNGAN KEKELUARGAAN

Air yang dicincang tidak akan putus
Seseorang yang bersaudara itu tidak akan bergaduh berterusan walaupun berlaku sesuatu perselisihan

Anak sebatang kara
Seseorang anak yang tidak mempunyai keluarga atau saudara mara

Anak di pangkuan dibiarkan, kera dihutan disusui
Seseorang yang menguruskan atau melakukan sesuatu kerja untuk orang lain sedangkan kerjanya atau urusannya sendiri tidak disempurnakan atau diabaikan

Kecil-kecil menjadi anak, sudah besar menjadi onak
Semasa kecil anak itu menyenangkan hati kedua-dua orang tuanya tetapi apabila sudah dewasa, ia menyusahkan

Kasihkan anak ditangan-tangankan, kasihkan isteri ditinggal-tinggalkan
Seseorang itu dinasihatkan supaya tidak memanjakan anak atau isterinya agar tidak menyesal kemudian hari

Bapak borek anak rintik
Sifat seseorang anak yang tidak jauh bezanya dengan sifat orang tuanya

Dianaktirikan
Seseorang yang selalu disisihkan

Sebatang kara
Seseorang yang hidup seorang diri tanpa ibu dan ayah dan juga tidak mempunyai saudara-mara

Bagai inai dengan kuku
Kasih sayang yang sukar untuk dipisahkan

Ke mana tumpah kuah kalau tidak ke nasi
Seseorang anak itu sedikit sebanyak akan mengikut bakat ayah atau ibunya


ILMU DAN PENDIDIKAN

Belum bertaji hendak berkokok
Seseorang yang belum mempunyai ilmu yang cukup tetapi sudah berlagak

Sekepal menjadi gunung, setitik menjadi laut
Sesuatu nasihat yang diberikan mungkin terlalu sedikit tetapi adalah amat berharga

Laut ditimba tak akan kering
Kepandaian seseorang itu tidak akan habis selagi hayat dikandung badan

Belakang parang pun kalau diasah nescaya tajam
Seseorang yang bodoh sekiranya rajin belajar, akhirnya akan pandai juga

Sejarah Big Mama Style #2

Ehhh wad u think of sejarah AR? har?? O.0
Sien de hor?
yealo.. i oso think so wor... ZzZz~

WEI NOW! YOU! YOU! SAY "SEJARAH ROCKS" 10 TIMES! FAST!
*seJaraH r-R-r-O-o-o-o-o-o- ..* (kek adi) 讲不出口..* =X
k la... change one less 反胃 wan.... urhmmm..

*Sejarahhh is AS HOT AS STIM!* Stimmon's FAVOURITE O! =P
so everytime b4 read sejarah must say o!

hahha.. ok now finish ss adi v continue larhhh SEJARAH.. 又色又假的啦啦.. neh d seafood LaLa.. ok fine. =="

4get abt bab 1 lorh. 2day is MALAYAN UNION & PTM. HOHOHO~
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WHY MALAYAN UNION?

Faktor - faktor :: ( Kata Kunci + Huraian )
(1) pemerintahan sendiri (国)

• sbg persediaan kpd TM ke arah pemerintahan sendiri. ( v still baby ma.. ngek ngek~ )

(2) pentadbiran yg licin (滑)

• neh.. gabung d NNMB, NNMTB & NNS lo.. so easier to tadbir.

(3) menjimatkan kos (钱)

• if separate NNMB la.. NNMTB la.. will {a} menelan kos yg besar.. then {b} pembangunan di stp negeri tdk seimbang. So, they wanna "han han dei".. mai gabung lo.

(4) bangsa Malayan Union (合)

• mewujudkan satu bangsa MU (man utd wuahhahaa )
• supaya golongan pendatang dpt melupakan negara asal.. 教人忘本..

(5) pelaburan (资)

• memastikan sumber tenaga & pelaburan utk memajukan ekonomi

(6) politik org Melayu O_O (权)

• mengawal org melayu de kuasa politik... 他们酱强咩?

(7) CUZ CHRISTIANO RONALDO IS HOT!!!! blek. blek. blek. =P

• hahahahhaa... jkjk.... i addd de... 加料了... this is for Man Utd

男和女的分别就在此！！ #1

想更了解女生？
想牢牢抓住帅哥的心？

看到很sok的女子，可是又不知道她在想什么？
哇！！猛男哦 *留着口水*！！ 不知道要如何才能吃掉它？？

没关系。
我来慢慢帮你们揭开男与女的真面目！！
了解他们，再下手！ 哗哈哈哈哈哈*奸笑*





今天的话题是：dang dang!!~>女生是以什么管道来解对性的疑问？
                                                          男生又是以什么管道来解对性的疑问？




学校的性教育很贫乏，家庭的性教育更是几乎零！！
经理发育过程的孩子，对性难免会有些疑问。嘻嘻。
可是，很多孩子却碍于学校的老师岸毛道然(就是讲啦，而且要如何向老师开口LEH? 等下他们以为我们性欲强也说不定。)

可是，家里的父母。。。更加不用问啦！问一次，给人家骂问酱多做什么！！
想解开自己对性的疑惑罢了嘛。。。人家好奇心重都有问题的,

于是。。。
孩子们（就是我们啦）,就靠自己的努力，与先天的天分，与后天的聪明，去寻找答案啦！！






女生::

假假死扮勤力，去图书馆其实去找有关性的资料（我学校有本《女性百科全书》，真的什么都有！}
要不然，就趁家里没人时，HOHO, 上网找资料！
又或者，用匿名，在论坛留言，或写信给某报，问相关话题！！
接下来，开放女生呢，会私下找姐妹们"WAT"料！！!
总而言之，只要不会让人知道的方法，她们都会尝试！！
但是。。。
在男生面前，她们会装傻,扮纯真，好像什么都不知道那样！（我是指某些人啦。。。不是全部女生）



男生::
总所皆知，他们谈到性，肯定比女生们兴奋百倍！！
从前的男生，到了发育期。才会对性有兴趣。
现在的男生，还没发育，分分钟比他们的父母更了解性 {只是
他们还没尝试而已！}
当他们遇到问题时，他们也会翻书，或上网找资料。
不过。。。
他们比女生更容易跳脱界限，他们极有可能偷偷在床下藏了本好料，又或者在游览性知识的时候，有意或无意，跑去游览色情网页或视屏。。。ngek ngek ngek XD
甚至。。
有些会和一群好友，共享A片，美其名是想说看A片能不能揭开对性的疑惑，其实真正的原因却是对性产生幻想和渴望。。。



看了这篇文章，有什么感想，不妨可我说。
如果有好评，下次，我会在解剖另一个关于男生与女生的分别的话题。

*先声明，某些部分，是从某杂志采取。并非全部都是子欣的想法*

华语（一）

哟！！ 今天开始， 大妈妈家会张贴一些关于华语，文言文的生词与古今翻译。这些资料都是我从补习或网页上找的.希望可以帮到大家，一起考华语吧！ 华语罢了嘛，怕什么啦！hoho X)

古今翻译::

1. 昔：从前
   
2. 曰，云，谓，道：说
3. 甚：很，非常
4. 素: 向来
5. 许：答应
6. 乃：就
7. 今：现在
8. 扉（ｆｅｉ）：木门
9. 案：桌子
10. 窥：偷瞧

今天就先读十个翻译吧。明天再来十个。

你们得空的话，抄下来吧。考试前，在读一读，也许对你文言文的了解有帮助。

再来，是宋词欣赏。一天读一篇，可能会出在考试也说不定的哦。keke.


永遇乐

【宋】李清照

落日熔金，暮云合璧，人在何处？
染柳烟浓，吹梅笛怨，春意知几许？
元宵佳节，融和天气，次第岂无风雨？
来相召、香车宝马，谢他酒朋诗侣。

中州盛日，闺门多暇，记得偏重三五。
铺翠冠儿，拈金雪柳，簇带争济楚。
如今憔悴，风鬟霜鬓，怕见夜间出去。
不如向、帘儿底下，听人笑语。

【简析】

　　元宵。南宋首都杭州。金色的太阳缓缓西下，灰色的云层渐渐合拢。每逢佳节倍思亲，词人又想起已故的丈夫赵明诚。纵然街头烟柳，笛里梅花捎来点点春意，也逗不起丝毫游兴。上门邀她观灯的酒朋诗侣，都被婉言谢绝。最难忘，北宋的汴京。那时她还是闺阁千金，对一年一的元宵佳节特别重视。女伴们相偕观灯，一个个打扮得整整齐齐，花枝招展。如今呢，形容憔悴，两鬓染霜，最怕在灯火阑珊的夜里抛头露面。唉，不如闭门深坐，听那些呆儿痴女说说笑笑。

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Sejarah Big Mama Style!!!!!

Knn Spm coming adi.. So ahh.. say hello.. to.... Ur Sejarah Book! ( Your Long Lost Friend ) O_O dun ask d book to eat dust adi.. die die oso needa jiao.. use clips la to prevent ur eyes from closing... neh i learn from tom & jerry wan. =P and WEI... ur sejarah book a... better dig up from ur cave adi lo.. adi become fossil.. wakakakaka

aiya thru here jz giv some simple notes. =)

Hmmm... 2day post wad le..
Imperialisme Barat di Asia Tenggara la! =D ( F5 Bab 1 )

Faktor-Faktor ::

Hmmm.. if esei ques leh... all those are kata kunci.

For example la ::

Kata kunci = Terusan Suez

Huraian: Apabila Terusan Suez dibuka, jarak antara Barat dan Timur semakin pendek dan ini telah menggalakkan kegiatan imperialisme.

Kata Kunci = Kapal Wap

Huraian:

(1)Kapal wap telah menyebabkan perjalanan jarak jauh dapat dilakukan.

(2)Lebih banyak barangan dapat diangkut.

(3)Kapal wap juga tidak bergantung kepada tiupan angin.

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haizz... british come and take over mai take over lorh.. why so mafan wan... =X change this change dat.. si fat han.. they change Tanah Melayu's politik into sistem pentadbiran Barat aka Birokrasi Barat. ( see la now v got extra to read! )

doink doink doink.. but they say cuz they wana menguasai ekonomi... so menguasai politik to 过桥. jin gak de lo..

CIRI CIRI BIROKRASI BARAT ::

(1) Kerajaan pusat melalui penyatuan wilayah
(2) Gabenor Jeneral menjadi ketua pentadbir
(3) Pentadbiran melalui biro
(4) Pegawai barat dilantik sebagai ketua biro
(5) Undang-undang Barat digunakan

birokrasi ma... if 4got mai ngap any biro de stuff lo.. =P

HELP US

Plz ....
help us.
and oni u can help us.

Of coz,im not dying larh.
im not asking u to donate organ to me.

How u help me?
oh..it is easy.
JUST CLICK DA ADVERTISEMENT ON MY BLOG WHILE YOU VISIT DS BLOG.
<lol.honestly tell u,v will earn if u click it.plz do me ds favour,k?>


thank you.

K-Files #12 K-Club Activity Report. O_o

K-Club aka Bisexual Association 1st Activity Report.

Activity :: StimMon went undercover as BIGMAMA ..
Objective :: to catch a ring of HomeCare Nurses ( very sok ><" ) , who we believe kidnapped former Yankees slugger, DON wadeva la..

Date :: 12 OCT 2007
Time :: 3 am, ( stimmon's best stimming time =P )

OPERATION SUCCESS!
here's our actitivity video! deng deng deng deng... *drum roll*
BIG MAMA'S HOUSE!


SECRET TO SUCCESS ::
1) Stimmon was wearing Nipplemon's bra.
2) He oso wore T-backMon's t-back. and G-stringMon's G-string. (alternate day wakakaka =D )
3) He ate McD evryday to gain weight. ( plus Appeton Weight Gain )
4) He dye his skin black. ( reverse michael jackson )


Stimmon's best line in the video ::
* those are some nice tits!!*
*splittin dat ass would be good for me*
*can you have sexual intercourse with me?*

ALL 3 = LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( cuz he too high adi the nurse too sok )

ehhhhhhh saw the toilet bowl fulll of pee dat came out of bigmama's skirt? LOl!

THANK YOU

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Mama's house celebrates one month anniversary 2day.
hoooray~~

so far,v have 825 views. LOL.
kakaka. (very ss now XD)

Thank you for supporting us throughout da whole month.
Indeed,v experienced alot of 风风雨雨。
BUt,v managed to overcome with da support from u all ><"

here is a special thanklist::
(1) To Stimmon,
thanks for guiding me when im having problem vf da blog and adding more STIM to the blog. muahahahaha.
(2) To cheekan,
thanks for teaching me to edit da template ><"
(3) To everyone who views ds blog,
Cyan,Roxette and Panda merakamkan penghargaan yg tak terhingga kepada kamu semua XD

hahha. PLz View ds BLOG MORE OFTEN. keke

Plastic Surgery Nightmare O_O

Plastic surgery... Dont tell me you want one... AFTER U SEE THIS POST!! O_o


What cause Awful Plastic Surgery ???
a) People feel pressured to look good and SOK ( they think their ugly =X
b) They have more MONEY than brains.
c) They get bored of looking like human lorh. =P


So now v see some TERRIFYING examples...


(1) QUEEN OF AWFUL PLASTIC SURGERY ::
JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN

Surgery Done : Dun care la.. wadeva she did.. she look like monster..
simple any "ou ba sang" in market oso more sok..
Cost : 4 MILLION DOLLARS. ( Deng.. )


Before :

still ok la.. pretty la...




AFTER :

WTF?! ( Dot dot dot ==" swt )
i think even her children wont wanna admit she's their mom. =X

what for spend all d money..

(2) Melanie Griffith ::

Before & After :

Look at how pretty she is before... she destroyed herself in search for a perfect face.. Must be satisfied for who we are.

Vivica Fox ::
Surgery Done : Boob Job

Gross.. her boob is dented... can see the hole onot? yer.. =X

AND FINALLY...

THE INFAMOUS DISASTROUS PLASTIC SURGERY ON EARTH :

MICHAEL JACKSON.

BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE!

Love yourself! Love your Body! Why? Cuz there's no one else out there who can do dat for you! Hehhe. If you dont love yourself, how could you expect others to love you too? right? =D

Dont be afraid to grow old! Age gracefully! =) yea! Are wrinkles DAT scary? O_o At the end of the day, U KNOW dat every single wrinkle or lines on ur body represents just how much you lived life and how much you've worked to achieve wad you have now!

I noe some girls do it cuz they feel insecure, and mayb cuz ppl laugh at them o wud la.. but wadeva it is... dun do it to fulfill male stares 0_o.. dun do it cuz u wanna be as pretty as Angelina Jolie with her Big Lip =O .. it prolly wont last.. dont do it cuz You Are What You Are. Dont let someone else tell you who you are.

But sometimes Plastic Surgery is important lorh... like when ur nose senget liao cuz some1 hit u with their elbow ( kekeke like beng beng lo =P ) .. or u're involved in any accident dat ruined ur face o wad.. but dun misuse plastic surgery la. =)

remember : fixing ur face or body, IS NOT like fixing ur house.

BE ORIGINAL.

SMKK Students

Wow...cool!!
How good If it is played by leng zai~

Nipplemon‘s Secret

Huge Nipplemon 的秘密


口头禅 ♂ !@#$%&

专长 ♂ steam when see girls ♀ and press people's G-sport !!! (The destroyer of G-spot!!!!!!!!!!)

爱好 ♂ Masturbate with HIGH FREQUENCY n high steamer amplitude

电视节目 ♂ 处女膜的破裂


Biodata will be updated~

5K♥Secret 【不能说的秘密】

短片名by T back mon

AnTI ANOREXIA

YES!
DS PICTURE ACTUALLY MAKE GALS EAT MORE!



A new advertising campaign for Italian company Nolita, depicting a naked anorexic woman has caused shockwaves as it is plastered all over billboards in Milan, as well as all over the internet.

The model in question is 27 year old Isabelle Caro, a French actress who weighs 31kg (4 st 12 lb).

Caro told the Italian edition of Vanity Fair: “I’ve hidden myself and covered myself for too long. Now I want to show myself fearlessly, even though I know my body arouses repugnance.”

The man behind the advert, Oliviero Toscani, is known for his shocking adverts, namely his portrayals for Benetton of death-row inmates, copulating horses and an Aids sufferer, so it is no surpirse he was involved in a campaign such as this.


i actually feel im not so bad after seeing ds photo ><"

snow white

K FILES #11

Yo Yo Yo, i am here officially introduce K club, Namely ::

BiSexuaL Association

President: G-spotmon aka bohbohh

Vice president (1): stimmon aka Bibi Loo

(2) : G-StringMon aka Baby

Secretary : BraMOn aka Cyan

Treasurer : PantymOn aka Roxette

Activity organiser (1) : Tamponmon aka Panda

(2) :Pussymon aka Carmen Yeo

(3) : T-backMOn aka Richard

Safety unit : Nipplemon aka Nelson

Infomation hotlink :: viewandgetbusted.blogspot.com

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condommon aka Rose Choo

YEa yyea. Please looking forward for our activity,photos and video. Anyone who is interested,u can join it after interviewed by our President :: G-Spotmon.

Cry if u need to

Here is a poem i would like to share vf u all. i very like it.

Because it lived its life intensely
the parched grass still attracts the gaze of passer-by
the flowers merely flower,
and they do this as well as they can.
the white lily,blooming unseen in the valley,
does notneed to explain itself to anyone.
It lives merely for beauty.
Men, However, cannot accept that "merely".

If tomatoes wanted to be melons,
they would look completely ridiculous.
i am always amazed
that so many people are concerned
with wanting to be what they are not,
what's the point of making yourself look ridiculous?

You don't always have to pretend to be strong,
there's no need to prove all the time that everything is going well,
you shouldnot be concerned about what other people are thinking,
cry if u need to,
it's good to cry out all your tears
<because only then will you be able to SMILE again ^^>

Celebrity Smack *2*

2nd Victim :: Lil' Kim =X

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O_O WASAIIII!!! OMG!!!!! *喷鼻血 nose bleed* ....

WTH SHE DOING LAAAAAAAA????!!!! WANNA BE FLASHER IZZIT... =="

Very "han" 走光是不是.. DENG!
I REALLY PRAY SHE'S WEARING UNDIES... @_@

UNLESS SHE HAS STH "SPECIAL"..
WHATEVER SHE GOT THERE... EVERYONE OSO GOT CAN????? =="

SIAU! ><" MO NGAN TAI... NO EYES SEE.. >__< 怕死其他人看不到... 开什么开...

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嘿嘿~

HI~

OH MY GODDDD!!!!!
啊米驼佛..眼睛爆炸!!!!!! O_O!!

u noe wad... mayb we shud turn her into a mermaid.. U NOE WHY??

1) She gets to wear sea shells as bra as much as she wants...
2) SHE CAN DISAPPEAR INTO SEA!!!!!! AGH!

HER "BABY".... LIL MAMA

顶她肺 !!!!!!!!
酱大liao 仍然要假假可爱....
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GUESS SHE SOMEHOW GOT PARKINSON... AND THINK SHE IS A BABY.. *NGEK NGEK*... (BOHBOH CAN TEACH HER D 宝宝生抽王de 叫声.. =p)

SEE HER PACIFIER ON HER HAND???? SWT SWT SWT SWT SWT !!!!!! =DDDDDD

WEI WEI WEI... 她手上的奶嘴.. 真de有够顶!!!!

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YEA SEND HER TO JAILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
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師大附中追女祕笈

配乐：蔡旻佑

lolz....
无聊时也像他们一样玩玩也不错～
来个特务K

K FILES #10

5K-ian !!!

OUR CLASS SHIRT IS DONE. lol.



u will get ur shirt on monday,and plz bring along rm23.

一公升眼泪

刚看完{一公升眼泪}。我为她，哭了。

其实，不是为那套戏哭，而是为我自己而哭。
看着戏里的情景，让我想起，自己无法走路的情形。想到那时候的生活，我不禁产生一种恐惧。因为，实在太难受了。

戏里的主角，亚也，起初是个很活跃的女孩。可是，因为得了不治之病，生活完全变了。
她说过“为什么是我？”
我也曾经想过，为什么偏偏脚断的是我。
我曾很自私地诅咒伤我的那个人。

她因为无法走路，慢慢的放弃她所珍惜的东西。
电话响了，我很想，很想去接，但是，我走不过去。想走过去，但是，我无法站稳，跌倒了。

每一个星期，我都去医院一次。
每去一次，我都抱着希望，医生会告诉我，你能像正常人一样走路了。
但是，有很多次，医生的回复都让我很失望。
有很多次，我在回途中，又哭了起来。

又回到了戏景，亚也无法和朋友一起上高中。
2006年1月3日，同学们都开学了。大家都上了中四。而我，在医院，被推进手术室，开刀了。
就这样，脚都了一道很长的疤痕。我相当讨厌它，但，我无可奈何，只能无奈的接受它。告诉自己，这是教训。以后，小心一点。

康复时期，曾有些朋友来探望我。
我记得，那时，他们得去sukan tara。
我记得，他们告诉我，他们羡慕我可以在家，不必去晒。我却说，我更羡慕他们，能走，能跳。有的选的话，我要和他们一起晒太阳。

其实，那两个月，我是可以去学校的。可是，我选择不要去。因为，我怕面对别人看着坐在轮椅的我，那种奇怪的眼生。我怕别人小我，也怕，我会麻烦到别人。
真的要谢谢凯雯，她帮我拿了整整两个月的功课。谢谢她，也对不起，麻烦她了。


现在想回去那段记忆，我很庆幸，我熬过了那段苦日子。
我会更珍惜，我能走路的日子。
我希望我的朋友，不要怨太多了，能做一样东西，是一种幸运。趁自己还年轻，能自由活动时，就参加多点活动，尽量的去玩，以免老时才后悔莫及。

UPM Students BULLY CHInEse!!

This is a truth,happening in UPM.
Yea, UPM,wher da place shud be gathered by educated ppl.
Unfortunately, animals who have no brain of their own can stay there too nowadays.

K FILES #9 :: Kkj"s Art

LOL.
Look at Our HanDs ~~
KKj DREW IT.

KKl, u r born as Talented Artist. LOL.

Celebrity SMACK! *1*

1st Victim :: HOLY SHIT BRITNEY SPEARS !!

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eh u guys noe britters or mama brit performed in the 2007 Mtv Video Music Awards arh... gawd.
*vomits*
Aiseh wad she do???!!
Ask BohBo aka James to dance his fishball dance oso better!
she totally ruined her comeback.. the whole performance.. suck =(
i'd rather go fishing. )=
i'll give her a 3 out of 10.
1 pt - she at least finished her performance without tripping over.
1 pt - at least she Wore something. =P
1 pt - at least she moved her mouth.

SHE CANT EVEN LIP-SYNCH PROPERLY!! AGH!! =@
her performance so KaNaSai k????
WHATEVS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO BRITNEY SPEARS!!!???
( she used to be so HOTTT a.. if any ah beng say she's sexy oso kena slapp.. cuz d word "sexy" oso not geng enufff!! )
take a PEEK O.O at her video... ehhh.. look at d fei lou version oso! highly entertaining!


ehhhhhhhhh.. AT LEAST.. dis ah pekkkkk or fei lou perform better than her CAN??!!
entertainment value +10
WUAHHH d way he jeling hor at d end... CLASSIC A! =D

K Files #8 :: Mooncake Festival

Update :: Mooncake Festival celebration in SH's House!

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Mooncake frenzy!
abt 30++ of us went to sheena's hse to PARTAYYYYYYYYY!
BBQ-ed..

then v played games. WUAHH DAMN HIGHHHHHHh!
1st game... stupiak sh make us play d game she wanna play most.. Kissing game. SWT.
ask us pass peanuts WITH MOUTH, SWTT!! she wanna play dun drag us into the sea oso laaaaaaa! =P

2nd game.. eat fruit wan.. BOYS MAJOR CHEATER LORHH!
go dump d whole orange into the cup and say they "zha" so much juice out.. =(

3rd game.. use leg to "fish" out rubber bands from a bucket of ice.
NUMB ADI. our legs all "fong sap" adi!

Here are some of the footages ! =)
still got alot siau pics... but here... some oni... cuz alll damn blurrrr. T_T

OUR PICK :: RATING = 10/10
1) BOHBO'S B4 AND AFTER PICS.
2) BRIAN'S GAY PIC. =P

then arh... everyone played water balloons.. throw here and there.. DAMN HIGH! H-I-G-H till c were pushing everyone into d pool!
( Victims : RAYMOND & KC ! )

then came the KJ-er.. ( KillJoy-er)
sh dad came and say hor... v bbq till burnt their grass.. so d desa park city ppl wanna fine them 1500 bux.
WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Which ah beng so siau! Grass A! 1500 bux? SIAU KIA! really feel like asking them JIAK SAI!
then hor.. all d residents oso complain abt us.. cuz almost everyone of us were screaming.. cant help wadd.. so H-I-G-H~

u noe hor... after dat.. everyone so quiet.. start to clean up d mess! ==>i din say wrong le.. "CLEAN UPP WOR"

if i can draw a graph of "high-ness" against time.. the graph will be a "terbalik V" shape.. ^ shape.. geddit ma?

every one high till cant high liao.. then suddenly all so quiet. so tensed upp adi.

but in the end... nth larhhhh... no fine i hope.
just... v feel abit guilty lorhhh...
STILLL A GREAT PARTY TO REMEMBER!
thx SHEEENA! =)

p/S : ouh yea! Brian cooked pasta! hmm.. i guess can giv u a 6/10.. but ur sauce nt enuf lehh.. ( some ppl so jueet.. say dat day is cuz not enuf ready made food.. dat's why oni got ppl eat ur pasta! hahh! poor guy.. =P )

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自我反省篇 #1

这几天，在学校真的发生了许多风风雨雨。。。
其中，最冤枉的是5K被诬赖成不诚实，爱骗人的家伙。真是他妈的。

真得谢谢asma。要不是她懒，我们会被搞成这样吗？

先别说她，我想说关于一些关于Pn.Shiu的东西。
因为她的一句话，我们5K身败名裂，无师相信我们是班好孩子了。
我们只不过。。。调皮一点，爱搞怪一点（其实是超爱搞怪 ，所谓“少年不搞怪枉少年”XD )
可是，我们仍然是一班可以被信赖，可靠的学生。

虽然这次Pn.Shiu的确犯了很大的错，但是，大家认真得像一想，这些错，我们每犯过吗？
我们都有说错话的时候。但是，我们不曾放大自己的错误犹如放大别人的错误。

我们会说，我们有同学会排队去给老师扣考试分，（jianyeow就是个例子！！），但是没老师称赞我们！！
但是，我们曾赞过pn.shiu 吗？

因为她，我们学校的课外活动福利变好了。例如，举办制服团体的营时，他顾虑到不是每个学生有能力，而申请让学校承担营的一切费用。
运动会过了，她自掏腰包请那些帮学校很多，很多的学生吃KFC.
当操步比赛来临时，她会问学生，需要买防晒油吗。
她付出的一面，没人去发现，去赞扬。

要算koko 分lo. 一个，两个想尽办法，得到高分。
尤其是女生，各各都说我有参加篮球比赛，可以得分。可是，在之前，当老师宣布由这个比赛的时候，他们的反应都是“酱麻烦的啊。。。死pn。shiu，多来的！”
现在，好处来了啊。有谁会去告诉pn.shiu,她的“四鬼多余的比赛”是她们能在课外活动上更活跃，取得好分数？

我们就是这样。
希望别人看到我们的好，忘了我们的坏。
但是，我们却不会把这个道理用在别人的身上。

然后，又会说一句“没人是完美的”来自我掩饰。

K Files #7 :: 5K accused of being dishonest. Crap.

Update : 5K ACCUSED!

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Accused / Charged :: 5K students.
Crime :: Dishonest.
Accusor :: Teachers.

story of defendant :
last week v were asked to fill up the ko-ko form ma.. dunno izzit teachers de job or students de.. but anyway.. our teacher asked us to fill in ourselves lorh. so, v were going round getting teacher's signature... then get our ko-ko form.. then fill in marks. then WALAU..=O when fill in form really very confusing.. all kelam-kabut..真的很乱水..T_T esp the rumah sukan wan... who the hell noes hav to campur wid the permainan. and who the hell noes the teacher in charge giv wrong markss???!!! =(

basically, everything was in a mess. (TOTAL MESS) ::
v din get proper instructions from our teacher, ( later found out dat we were'nt even TOLD dat v hav to use black pen )..
v were'nt given the jadual as a guide to fill in our forms..
teachers are giving wrong marks..
and mayb we ourselves act smart in giving ourselves marks..
we're like... just filling up for the sake of filling it up. =="

THEN. HAHAHA.. d CLIMAX.
Pn Shiu checked our class' forms and saw alot mistakes..
She ACCUSED us for being DISHONEST during the TEACHER'S MEETING. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! =O <== this mouth oso not big enuf..

then... it's like KANASAI adi.. every teacher come our class will say we're dishonest... some SOOT us from d back.. some ZAT us.. some more jueet.. Criticise us straight at our faces! =X

SO EMMMMM SONG!!
1st teacher... our reaction = "WHAT??"
2nd teacher = " WHAT THE???!!"
3rd teacher = "WHAT THE XXXX !!!! "

then.. v decided to make a "rombongan" and meet pn shiu.. ask her wad happen..
instead... kena lorh.. so stupid.. kena say this that.. in d end mai say we wrong.. haizzzzz... ~>.<~

then.. miss "assunti" (wc punyer fav teacher =p) came and talk to us lorh... guide us thru it..

mayb we'll just hav to cool and let d truth unveil itself lorh..
justice will come out de larh... so i guess 4 now.. v jz hav to stand a feww more weeks.... then we're OFFFF! so dun care dee lar...

but anyway... REALLY UNFAIR!! dunno real story then ACCUSE! =@

5K-ians... plz leave some comments.. T__T

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Panda的他

感觉上有点“踩场”。。。
这是我在Big Mama’s House 的第一个blog
并不是有关K file 而且还用华语为主。。。。

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

c.y.a.n，
老实说你的直觉有时真的很准！！
他是谁？
相信你早也猜到！
一个说被我“折磨”的男生
一个你曾经说我要“约”他的男生
一个让我对救伤有兴趣的男生

叫他“风”吧。。。
这是我给他的代号
为什么呢？？
因为他给我猜的成语的
第一个字是“风”

你懂是谁了吧。。。

讲真的我已经对他没什么感觉
并不是完全没有。。。这是很难办到的
今天他没来。。
可我却没有对他一丝挂念。

对他死心的最主要原因？？
自己知道就好
我会告诉你
一定会！！

下次见到“风”时
千万要记得
要像平常一样！
不然Panda 会很尴尬！

K FILES #6

v maybe arrogant.
v maybe naughty.
Yea,v r noisy.
Yea,v r playful.

BUT, v arent dishonest.

K-files #5 :: Pn Yap FIRED!! =O

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Ladiës and Gëntlemeñ *Drumroll*

Pn ¥ap aka Fattÿ ¥ap is officially FIRED.
YEA. FIRED!!

añd DAT. is our updatë 2day.

She allëdgely scolded mr ong or lashed out at him.
and ALAS.. she got firëd in the Äss. =P ( within 24 hours >< )

and rumours are saying dat she was once "dibuang negeri" from selañgor. GOSH. off she goes now. Hmph!

say ADIOS!

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K-files #4 :: Cheeyan! ( Volume x 10 !!! )

Update :: Cheeyan's Long Lost Friend. ♀ (lol =P)

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HEYYYYYYY!!

gö vìew http://cheeyan.blogspot.com

hahha... lôôk at thät CHEE¥ÄN... ○_○
wûah... märiäñne ëvolve tÒö fast leh gua!!!!
( 长肉济酱有效咩?? ==" )
Volume x 10 leh! ( Nelsoñ say capacity oso.. zzz ) ==> cheeÿañ (real de) say vëry hurt aaaaa... say sorrrrÿyÿyÿ larhhhhh!

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my lezböt fren! sigh¿¡

Go view larhh.. but be sure to prepare a bucket for vomitting purposes. =D

K-Files #3 :: Class Tee!

UPDATE :: CLASS TEE !!
Identification : 5K Class Tee.

Designer : Hong Xiao Sian

Motto : Devil with angel's heart; Angel with devil's heart. =P

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thumbs upp everyone! this is soooooooo superb!
firstly i would like to thank xiao sian for her hard work and efforts..
then i would like to thank our classmates for co-operating..
and i would like to thank my lezbot friend cheeyan for her help..
and i would like to thank my parents <=== LOL
KAY LARH SAY TILL SYOK SENDIRI ADII!
(every post oso must syok sendiri once .. o.O kekeke)

YENG LEH OUR TEE...

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anyway take a look at our previous design. it's equally nice.


actually this would be the perfect version. but wadda do jeh.. v can only use one design. actually d pink is for girls... and blue for boys. but too bad lorh. EHHHHHHHHHHH... BUT NOW THE NEW WAN OSO ICHIBAN LEH! hehhe. =D it's d combo of both marh. so everyone got devil as well as angel lorh. ><


WEI EVERYONE SAY THANX TO XS ARHH! =)

K-Files. #2 :: 子欣有趣的性向.

Latest Update!!

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YEA. START SCREAMMMMMINGGGGGG!!!

WHY????

CUZ CHEEYAN IS A LEZBOT!!!!! =O

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AND SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!! =X



JESUS SAVE ME!!!!! T___T
AMEN.

来来来！看你聪不聪明!!

聪明有样看的哦！！ （但是我不知道准不准啦~）

所谓“人不可貌相”，但看外表，看不透内心世界，但是科学家发现，聪明与否，是可从外表看出来的哦~ 由头的形状到手指的长度，许多细微之处，都反映你的脑袋是否发达。不如数一数，一些的聪明的特征，已拥有多少项~

特项一 ：
高个子
美国 Princeton University 研究表示高个子普遍比矮个子的人更聪明，成绩较好，能赚更多钱！


特项二 :
食指与无名指的长度
英国 BAth University 学者认为，食指较短的男性，理科成绩比较好，而食指与无名指一样长的女性，比较聪明。

特项三 ：
体毛多（Rose一定很开心，看到这句话）
美国伊利若州妻切西特健康中心的医生认为，体毛都是男性聪明的特征！！


特项四 ：
鹰鼻
这个特项嘛。。。只针对女性。
研究发现，拥有鹰鼻的女性脾气很好，很聪明。（很伤心，我没有）
鼻梁者的女孩幽默和勤奋，鼻子较小的女性聪明和灵巧。


特项五 ：
蓝眼睛
Ｂｉｌｌ　Ｇａｔｅ是个好例子。。。　（但是。我不相信啦～难道亚洲人就不聪明了吗？？　）

特项六　：
头部很大 (Brian at least ur big head has sth good to do with it)
加拿大的 The University of Western Ontario 心理学家发现，头型够大够圆，代表拥有很高智商。相反，投建的认可能不聪明了。

特项七　：
脚趾短而粗
古希腊和古罗马的人物雕像，往往拥有又短，又粗的脚趾。历史上许多国家都认为，脚趾粗短，是聪明的标志！！　　
你是否爱上你的脚趾了？？嘻嘻

YErr...

not fair.
not fair.
weiqi is victoria.she din update it in K files.
nvm.i take it as if she 4got liao.

im now making da k files more details.

weiqi{vicky,she named herself.} :: Victoria. yea. IS VICTORIA.same name vf beckham's wife,hot aunty vf 2 childen.

xinhui:: LULU.hahha.


hoho.
roxette,dai lei sei mei.
wakakaka +evil laugh+

K-FILES. #1 :: NAMES!!

Ay! Update update larh wei! View or get leftout!

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Update : 5K students punyer English Names!!! =P

Chee Yan ( Sugar Mama ) :: Marianne. (blueks) {she keep saying she's not MARY. HAH! Mary Wong not bad marhhh! =d }

Chea Wen ( Pussy Mama ) :: Carmen. [urhm.. no comment lar dis one.]

James ( Fishball ) :: BOH BOH! [hehhe... dis one exceptional case. kakakaka.. *evil grin*] ---> u call him ROTIART oso can.. terbalik read and see..=D

Ooi Leong ( Oi Leng ) :: Sean. { name of britney spears' son.. wakakaka =O }

Jin Sheng ( No flower name ) :: Baby. { d spoilt baby.. who wants to take bom from Portugis and bom d hang jebat punyer istana.. LAWL! =D }

Wen Chern ( Name full of toilet ==> loo + wc ) :: he sed his family's name all start wid A... alex la.. alan la.. alicia bla bla .. so giv him choose lo... [ Choose arhhh :: Anthony (LOL!), Aaron, Andy (kononnye his old name), ARMANDO (swt!!), Agraria <-- Rahimi like =P, Ass oso can.. hahahaa.. ]

HuiCi ( Wilber Pan's Wife!! ) :: Betty! Betty Sim!! blueks.

Jiun Shyan :: ROSE!!

Weng Hoong ( "the doctor" ) :: QT. yeaaaaa... QT.. read as "kiu-tee".. hahhaa..sound like cutie lehhhhh.. =__="

Jian Yeow ( "the doctor's fren" muahaha ) :: Winnie the Pooh! [ see the resemblence.. d dimples i guess. =P ] {call him Winnie oso can larhhh! }

+ Cyan tambah punyer kuah +

Jia Ern :: Dolly!! ( ask CYAN! not me! ) {at first she sed LULU de.. == }

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kay larhh... dunno who else to name adi! if got only update larhhh! ehhhh... "blog in" to K-Files always o! ^.^v

P/s : MariAnne say i'm Victoria WOH... hahaha.. nola.. dun wanna be david beckham's wife. o.O

Kay LARH.. Only one of my perasan moments LAHHH!!! * sdg syok sendiri*

vicky larh. Vicky. Hehe. HEh. he. h.

i now juz know abt it

Recently, i realise tat, frens reli mean alots to everyone.
Every word,every action of ur fren,did leave some locus on ur mind,ur heart.

Eventhough it was juz kidding,it wil affect someone feeling.
Dun gossip so much abt ur fren,it hurts.
Dun lie at ur fren,u wil lose da trust on u.
Dun doubt ur fren,it hurst ur fren too.

Juz believe ur fren,hav faith in them.
bless them.